Honestly, look, here's the thing

Some models have learned to sound like a podcast host. They begin paragraphs with “Honestly?” “Look,” “Here’s the thing,” “The thing is,” “Let’s be honest,” “Real talk.” Pattern 33 in REhume is conversational rhetorical openers. I delete them on sight in anything that is not a transcript.

What remains when you cut them

Before: Look, here’s the thing. Caching is why the page is stale.

After: Caching is why the page is stale.

The opener never carried information. It carried a posture: we are about to be candid. Candidness is shown by the next sentence, or it is not there at all.

I am not against candor. I am against announcing candor.

When the opener is the voice

A newsletter with a house style that starts “Look,” every week is a choice. If I am editing that newsletter, I leave the house style. If I am editing a design doc, I do not import the house style of a chat product.

Quoted speech stays quoted. If someone actually said “here’s the thing” in an interview, that is data.

How I edit

I search the obvious phrases. I also read first sentences. A lot of openers are unique strings the search will miss: “So, yeah,” “Okay so,” “Now, I know what you’re thinking.” If the first three words could be removed without changing the claim, I remove them.

REhume catches the listed phrases. The long tail is manual. I would rather spend a minute on first sentences than send those windows to a model.

Neighbors

Openers travel with signposting (“let’s dive in”) and sycophancy (“great question”). A pasted answer can spend a paragraph greeting you before it names the bug.

They also sit in front of aphorisms: “Here’s the thing. Symmetry is the language of trust.” Cut the opener and the fortune cookie. Write the layout observation.

Practice

Delete every first sentence that does not contain a concrete noun from your project. If the section still works, those sentences were throat-clearing. If the section collapses, you buried the noun in sentence two. Promote it.

I do this to my own mail. It is a cheap way to sound like I started writing when I actually started writing.

The pattern encyclopedia lists the watched phrases. This page is the habit: start with the subject.

About the author

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